Santa Ate My Balls (A Webring Christmas) Lyrics

I was on the internet

And I saw something I'll never forget

This was a long time ago

Like maybe 1997 or so

You couldn't just Google everything

They had these sites, they called 'em webrings

I clicked Next and that's when I saw

Santa Claus Ate My Balls

Santa Claus Ate My Balls

Santa Claus Ate My Balls

Santa Claus Ate My Balls

Santa Claus Ate My Balls

Santa Claus Ate My Balls

Santa Claus Ate My Balls

I tell you I believe it

And it's only because

It happened to me

Santa ate my balls

Pixelated jpegs of Santa Claus

With speech bubbles all about him eating balls

A funny joke! Yeah, I thought that too

But I swear on my life the joke came true

That Christmas, what do I hear

But the hooves on the roof of his eight reindeer

He came down the chimney with a fork and a knife and

He ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

I tell you I believe it

And it's only because

It really happened

Santa ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

(nuh-uh!)

Santa Claus ate my balls

(I don't believe ya!)

Santa Claus ate my balls

(You gotta be fibbin'!)

Santa Claus ate my balls

(Santa wouldn't do that!)

Santa Claus ate my balls

(A likely story!)

Santa Claus ate my balls

(Pics or it didn't happen!)

Santa Claus ate my balls

(Why would he?)

(You're on the naughty list for sure

Unless he really did it!)

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

Santa Claus ate my balls

I know that it's true

And it's only because

I'm not joshin'

I'm telling the truth here

Look if you doubt me

There's something about me

Santa ate my balls