BURLED Lyrics

I never told anyone this before, but

Maybe I should just get into it

You know that song you hear

Around this time of year?

Somebody waits for you

Oh yeah you know it, dear

But then he goes and admits

He's up to no good shits

Kiss her once for me

What you think you're on about, Burl?

Don't tell me to calm it down, Burl

I know my girl is there for me

I know she's got those gifts for me

But I think she might burn it all down

And risk it all to be with you

So I'm begging of you, dude

Please

Please don't Burl my girl

I can hear you say

Yo can that player play?

Somebody waits for you

He's out there every day

You know he Burled the world

He smooched on every girl

Kiss her once for me

What you think you're on about, Burl?

Think I'm coming for your crown, I'm not, Burl

I just want my piece of joy

So don't you treat her like a toy

I can't say she would not go down

I know she loves me, yes it's true

But there's not much she wouldn't do

So please, please

Please don't Burl my

I've just been informed that Burl Ives has been dead for almost thirty years

Ha-ha

Suck your own ass, old man

Oh you can't?

You can't suck your own ass because it's impossible to reach?

And also you've been dead for almost thirty years?

Do it anyway

Suck an ass

Can't believe I was afraid of you, Burl

In your pictures you're just so cute, Burl

But you'll never get my babe

Until she joins you in the grave

There's no heaven for her, she's going down

And in Hell you two can meet

And you can munch up on her seat

Until then, yeah

You'll never Burl my girl