Big Ol' Paul Lyrics

It's Paul!

Big ol' Paul!

Paul Bunyan took a nap in the Grand Canyon

And he burned his fingers on the rising sun

And he never took a shower 'less it rained outside

And his nails are clean and dainty as a point of pride

Paul! It's big ol' Paul!

He's looking to share a drink with y'all

It's Paul, Paul, big ol' Paul!

But he cannot ever do it 'cause he's too dang tall

Paul Bunyan took a dump far as the eye can see

And nobody cleaned it up and now it's Tennessee

And it smelled so bad that the country split

Yes, the Civil War was caused by his enormous shit

Paul! It's big ol' Paul!

He's looking to share a kiss with y'all

It's Paul, Paul, big ol' Paul!

But he cannot ever smooch ya 'cause he's too dang tall

Paul Bunyan has never known a lady's touch

Paul Bunyan wants to ejaculate so much

But Paul knows that he can't 'cause the last time he tried

His semen rained for 40 days! The whole world died!

Oh, it's Paul! It's big ol' Paul!

He's looking to just hang out with y'all

It's Paul, Paul, big ol' Paul!

But he can't be in the story 'cause he's too

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