Altar of Snackrifice ft. Morbid Dangle Lyrics

Clad in spikes and corpse paint, I drive to seven-Eleven

I need a daily resupply to fight my war on Heaven

I summon up the finest snacks, some of them king size

I drink two liters of Big Red and scarf a Frito Pie

Aaaahhhhh

Place Cheetos on the altar, my offering to Hell

Eat the other half though, I can't resist the smell

The right Kit-Kat's for me, and the left one's for Lord Satan

My mom says I'm obese, but it's my pagan blood she's hatin

C'mon, baby, raise your knife

Welcome, darling, to my snackrifice

Oh, snackrifice

Oreos and Pringles, salty Ruffles and Doritos

M&M's and Snickers, mild queso with Tostitos

With my knife I slash, unholy nougat stains the altar

I lick the profane remnants, for my Master I won't falter

To slake my evil thirst, with Mr. Pibb I fill my chalice

I pray to the Dark Lord for a girl to touch my phallus

Infernal ritual done, my satanic guts are swollen

As a final vile blasphemy, I loose demons from my colon

Aaaahhhhh

C'mon, baby, raise your knife

Welcome, darling, to my snackrifice

C'mon, baby, raise your knife

Welcome, darling, to my snackrifice

Snackrifice

Snackrifice

Aaaahhhhh

Snackrifice