My Dear Mabel Lyrics

Oh, how, how I wish we hadn't done

The things we did at your place last night, my dear Mabel

Those wonderful things we did

In your bed and on your kitchen table

For I fear, I fear that without realizing,

We might have begun weaving a web

From which we might well struggle to disentangle

My plan: we would just hook up for the night and then be done

But when I took the walk of shame I felt alone, that it was wrong

And that those moments without you were far too long

And now I wish your kitchen table had been too small

And that the things done at your place had not been done

For, all day long, I've been thinking of you

But something tells me that you don't

Oh, how, how I wish I had stayed at your place

For breakfast this morning, my dear Mabel

That I had sat at your uncomfortable kitchen table

And finally seen it from another angle

For I know, I know without exaggerating

We're really meant to be an item

To weave a web, to ride in tandem

Call me romantic, but I know we click so,

Come on, let's snuggle and get tangled

My plan: I will just move in with you now and then be done

I'll meet your parents and I will call your place our home

And then my song will be the happiest little ditty ever sung

And now I wish that you would just pick up your phone

But could it be the number you gave me might be wrong?

For, all day long, I've tried to say I love you

But something tells me that you don't