Daily Dose of Dread Lyrics

There's Jerry from accounting, always late to the game

He's got a thousand excuses, but he's always the same

Never got his reports in, and he's always in the way

But he talks like he's the king, every single day

And then there's Sally from HR, always on a crusade

With her "rules and regulations," she's got us all dismayed

Oh, the daily dose of dread, with the folks I'd rather avoid

From Jerry's endless excuses to Sally's rules overjoyed

I've got to keep on smiling, though it's quite a chore

In this daily sitcom, it's hard to ignore

There's Tim from IT, who's got a way with his tech

But he's always fixing things, and never quite on deck

He'll show up at my desk, and say, "This will be quick"

Then he'll take an hour, and I'm feeling quite sick

And don't forget old Mary, from the mailroom down the hall

Her gossip's like a wildfire, it spreads to us all

Oh, the daily dose of dread, with the folks I'd rather avoid

From Tim's tech troubles to Mary's gossip ploys

I've got to keep on smiling, though it's quite a chore

In this daily sitcom, it's hard to ignore

I'll deal with the quirks, and the antics they bring

In this circus of life, I'll just laugh at the zing

Every day's an episode, of this comedy show

With characters so wild, it's a constant overflow

Oh, the daily dose of dread, with the folks I'd rather avoid

From Jerry's endless excuses to Sally's rules overjoyed

I've got to keep on smiling, though it's quite a chore

In this daily sitcom, it's hard to ignore

So here's to the people who make each day a ride

In this hilarious drama, where I just can't hide

With a chuckle and a grin, I'll take it all in stride

In this daily dose of dread, I'll enjoy the comedic tide