Flight of Misadventures Lyrics

Booked a trip to Paris, thought I'd see the sights

But I ended up in Portugal, what a mix-up of flights

Saw the Eiffel Tower in a brochure, oh so grand

Ended up with pastel de nata and a beachside sand

The gate agent's laughing, said "You're not in France"

Took a flight to Lisbon, missed my Paris chance

Oh, the flight of misadventures, lost in translation

From Paris to Portugal, what a crazy vacation

Thought I'd see the Louvre, but I ended up in Lisbon's shore

Every trip's a comedy, and I'm asking for more

Booked a flight to Rome, with dreams of pasta and wine

But I got on the plane to Berlin, and it was quite a time

The Colosseum's missing, replaced with a Berlin Wall

Eating bratwurst in a cafe, while I'm feeling quite small

The stewardess is chuckling, says "You're not in Italy"

Took a trip to Germany, but I'm missing the ravioli

Oh, the flight of misadventures, lost in translation

From Rome to Berlin, what a crazy vacation

Thought I'd see the Vatican, but I ended up with sauerkraut

Every trip's a comedy, and I'm figuring it out

The return flight's a mess, with delays and a storm

Finally touched down, but my luggage's deformed

The travel was a circus, and the stories are grand

From missed connections to lost bags, it's a travelogue band

Oh, the flight of misadventures, lost in translation

From Paris to Portugal, and Rome to Berlin's station

Thought I'd see the world, but I'm laughing all the while

Every trip's a comedy, and it's worth every mile

So here's to the travels, and the mix-ups we embrace

In the flight of misadventures, we find our own place

With a suitcase full of stories and a heart full of glee

Every travel mishap turns into a memory