Dating Disasters Lyrics

Had a date with a guy who was really quite a bore

He talked about his pet rock, and I was out the door

He brought it to the table, said, "This is Rocky, my friend"

I smiled politely, hoping this night would end

Then there was the guy who brought his mom along

She critiqued the menu, and he sang her a song

Oh, the dating disasters, a series of comedic scenes

From pet rocks to awkward dinners, and so many cringey themes

Thought I'd find romance, but I found a laugh instead

In this sitcom of my love life, I'll never be misled

Went out with a fella who wore a pirate hat

He said he was a treasure hunter, and that was that

He ordered with an accent, talked of gold and lore

I just wanted to eat, but he was searching for more

And then there was the chef who couldn't cook a thing

He set off the smoke alarm, and it made the fire bell ring

Oh, the dating disasters, a series of comedic scenes

From pirate hats to fire drills, and so many cringey themes

Thought I'd find romance, but I found a laugh instead

In this sitcom of my love life, I'll never be misled

One guy took me bowling, but he had no skill

He bowled a strike on himself, and then had to chill

Another took me dancing, but he stepped on my toes

His moves were so wild, we ended up in a pose

Oh, the dating disasters, a series of comedic scenes

From bowling strikes on yourself to dancing in-between

Thought I'd find romance, but I found a laugh instead

In this sitcom of my love life, I'll never be misled

So here's to the dates that turned into tales

In the comedy of love, where laughter never fails

With every mishap and blunder, I'll smile through the mess

Finding joy in the chaos, and in love's big quest