Dos Equis Lyrics

I am the goat

I think it's time you acknowledge me as so

Raps my throne

And it's been empty since I left a year ago

Call it a game all you want but I got the cheat codes

Man I don't need those

I'll just change the rules and do whatever I want and remain numero uno

No point in being cocky

Cause then rappers get the wrong impression

I'm like the rich man wearing Jesus sandals and an old cardigan

I'm that dude

Im big Lebowski anytime I'm at a venue

Charlie sheen bowling shirts with a monte Cristo Cuban

Tiger woods on the tee box on a random Tuesday afternoon

What I'm saying is

I'm the goat and I intend to show the proof

I am

The most interesting man alive

Ladies jaws drop when I spit a line

Fellas stand aside and hold your Wallets tight

I don't always write rhymes but when I do they always fire

I'll tear down any building in my path just to make room

Strip clubs should make it rain on me when I walk in like weather in June

I lighten every mood like color in a dark room or flowers going in bloom

My enemies apologize if they affect my mood

I don't mind the hate cause honestly it just feels great

All the toxic comments that they say tend make me stronger now I'm immune

I grew wings and I flew no longer have the need to commute

Avoid confrontation

It leads to salivation

I get in a weird mood whenever I see my food move

Like a spider in its web

Or a bear hibernating in his den

Raps my home and that will never change

I am

The most interesting man alive

Ladies jaws drop when I spit a line

Fellas stand aside and hold your Wallets tight

I don't always write rhymes but when I do they always fire