Boner Lyrics

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Hello my name is Tayboy I have a boner

Sometimes I can't control it cause it won't go down

I have a boner, I have a boner, I have a boner

I have a boner, I have a boner, I have a boner

I have a boner, I have a boner

I stuck my wiener in a cactus

No hesitation or action

Then I lit it with some matches

Just to see what would happen

My dick started burning and I started crying

I looked for my phone cause I thought I was dying

911 fuck I had to dial it

My dick looks just like a Japanese pilot

Hello my name is Tayboy I have a boner

Sometimes I can't control it cause it won't go down

I have a boner, I have a boner, I have a boner

I have a boner, I have a boner, I have a boner

I have a boner, I have a boner

I went to the hospital and I recovered

My wiener felt so hot it looked like your mother

I unwrapped it, it looked just like a cucumber

Like if hulks wiener got mad and had a brother

I like my mutated penis

I like girls reactions as soon as they see it

They open their mouth and they just can't believe it

Then I put it in and they all start screaming

Hello my name is Tayboy I have a boner

Sometimes I can't control it cause it won't go down

I have a boner, I have a boner, I have a boner

I have a boner, I have a boner, I have a boner

I have a boner, I have a boner