Fuck Lyrics

I woke up got out of my bed

Went to the kitchen to toast me some bread

When I walked in the kitchen, this is what my wife said

She said, I found some panties while I was cleaning

I said, oh that's weird

She said, you must be cheating

No, no, no, babe I would never

I found a used condom on your dresser

My brain was pacing with too much pressure

So I blurted out, fuck you heather!

I felt so bad and she got mad

Her eyes opened wide and then she turned sad

I felt some emotions on my chest

She said we're done then she took the kids and left

Now I'm all alone and I'm stressed

I don't even have the courage to get dressed

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

We moved on and she filed for divorce

So now I have to pay for fucking child support

That pissed me off, but I guess it was revenge

I said fuck no, it's time to avenge

My brain started giving out too much adrenaline

So I stopped acting like a ex-husband gentleman

The next day, I snuck into her apartment

Hid under the bed on the nasty ass carpet

Waited til she got back from shopping at the market

I never knew that she would be my first killing target

She came in and my plan begun

I took out my fully loaded suppressed gun

I threw something, to get her attention

My brain had tension, little did I mention

The object hit the side of the bed

She came over and I shot her ass dead