The Pedo Song Lyrics

Well hello everyone

This is a song about a pedophile

Or I guess you could say multiple pedophiles

I hate them all but I got a story to tell you all

And this is called the pedophile song

Once upon a time I was a little kid

I walked with a man to his van and got in

He looked at me with candy in his hand

He said how about me and you go in the back?

I'm like alright now give me some Twix

He said no bitch Imma give you this dick

Now shut up and take it piece of shit

Or get slapped with my crooked ass tip

Get in my van, I got can-dy

You bitch, please I like the kids

But it depends, on who it is, fuck

I'm so sick of all these weird pedos

They just go around in vans towards the kiddos

Like leave them alone man they are so little

Is it that hard to have sex you fucking sicko

I take my knife then stick it in their tire

Or I grab a lighter and light them on fire

If there's one thing that I just can't admire

It's how predators are the biggest fucking liars

Take a gun and put it in my hand

If there's one thing I know I'm a crazy fucking man

I'll shoot all these fuckers here until they deader than a dead rat

Fuck a pedophile just to get my damn revenge back

Fuck doing time they can give the death sentence

Kill that pedo bad can't even tell his fucking image

I can keep going only gone for like a minute

Squeeze his fucking belly til his bowels have popped and shitted

Here's a riddle for the pedos I keep rocking instrumentals

And my Ak got some metals that are worth more than your medals

You hear my bass when it's bumping and my lyrics get 'em jumping

And they get so loud when they hear the fucking clap doing something

I like the money, bitches think it's funny

But what I don't find funny

Is pedos being lovely, on little children's bummies

And giving them their honey, fuck it's so disgusting

Get in my van, I got can-dy

You bitch, please I like the kids

But it depends, on who it is, fuck

This will be the last verse about the pedos

I went to the highly rated neighborhood the ghetto

And set up some kids to trap all the peds

Cause nothing will help not even the meds

I grab my ak47 shot him in the face

His blood starting squirting all over the fucking place

This will teach a lesson to not be a creep

I told you I was crazy but what do you think?

I think I reach the insanity level

It's time to take his body and bury it with a shovel

I'm sick of these fucks all they make me do is cuss

I wanna find some more and run 'em over with a bus

Fucking sick fucks!

You fucking pedophiles!

You fucking make me sick!

You fucking fucks!