Why I'm Based (And You're Not Based) Lyrics

The two bit Leroy vs john candy

If you look, it's obvious you see

Leroy likes to run his little mouth

And say things that go down south

John candy, on the other hand

He doesn't say that stuff, his jokes land

Rattlesnake-like cult leader

Versus based roundup preacher

He hangs with two inferior beings

This why we need to bring back beatings

John Candy hangs out with the based cowboys

A macho man, a train guy, and a funny austrofascist

The only personality Leroy's girlfriends have

Is the fact that they cuss like ass

Meanwhile the roundup and candy

They get shit done, and are handy

This is why we need to abolish participation trophies

And give awards to the top three only

This is why Leroy as a man fails

While john candy succeeds and prevails

This is why we need to abolish participation trophies

And give awards to the top three only

This is why Leroy as a man fails

While john candy succeeds and prevails

He doesn't have any character

So instead he rips on the creations of others

He is sad that in high school he was mocked

So to cope he tried flame Mr rock

Let me tell you governor from the walking dead

How about you go to therapy and see what's wrong with your head

Instead of laughing about how I should smooch a mountain lion

Laugh about the fact you live in Australia and dying

Don't make fun of me for wearing a fedora

You have an eye that looks like a hole, yeah

Keep crying to your moderators

And keep blocking your haters

I kind of respect you for doubling down on us

Now you'll have something in common with the moderators of Wikipedia

Go back to playing fallout new Vegas

And stop trying be the good guy on the internet

This is why we need to abolish participation trophies

And give awards to the top three only

This is why Leroy as a man fails

While john candy succeeds and prevails

This is why we need to abolish participation trophies

And give awards to the top three only

This is why Leroy as a man fails

While john candy succeeds and prevails

This is why im based

And you're two bit

And you're not based

(And I am based)

This is why im based

And you're two bit

And you're not based

(And I am based)

This is why im based

And you're two bit

And you're not based

(And I am based)

This is why im based

And you're two bit

And you're not based

(And I am based)

This is why im based

And you're two bit

And you're not based

(And I am based)

This is why im based

And you're two bit

And you're not based

(And I am based)

This is why im based

And you're two bit

And you're not based

(And I am based)

This is why im based

And you're two bit

And you're not based

(And I am based)

This is why we need to abolish participation trophies

And give awards to the top three only

This is why Leroy as a man fails

While john candy succeeds and prevails

This is why

The is why

This is why

This is why he failed as a man