Alex Jr.'s Swift Liquidation Lyrics

There once lived a rat who could barely play guitar

She had no talent, and looked like an old fart

She wanted to be on the radio

But since she had no talent, she should have wallowed

But then her dad bribed the record company

Gave them 300,000 thousand dollars for her to sing

She made a lot of god-awful albums

Alex jr, is going to destroy them

We declare war on Taylor swift

Her albums suck because she has no gift

Alex jr would rather be popped than hear her songs

We're gonna lock them up, right where they belong

She cannot sing at all

She can't even write her own songs

She hands them off to Swedish songwriters

She spends her time playing with lighters

Dumb as a bag of bricks

Moldy ice cream she licks

Ruined the Super Bowl

One billion dollars yet she leaves her fans in the cold

We declare war on Taylor swift

Her albums suck because she has no gift

Alex jr would rather be popped than hear her songs

We're gonna lock them up, right where they belong