Alex Jr. Lyrics

Greetings good sir

Let me take out my AirPods to be a bit more civilized

I am doing this to ensure

That I don't roll my eyes

Greetings oh

So?

Oh, dadgum

So I reckon

I reckon you have one of the most beautiful creations of our modern era

The Alex jr balloon

If you are uninterested, let me show ya

Before you act like a complete buffoon

Alex jr is the center of the world

Right along next to rivers and gene

His eyes are like a diamond pearl

They will make your eyes water when they are seen

Let's analyze the facial structures

Let's take a closer look with this microscope

Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference

But I think it's swell the way it is, don't quote

Orange painters tape on his head

With lush blue lips from top to bottom

Furthermore, he does not appear to have eyelashes

But I think that can be forgiven, as he did not have enough time to be broughten

Anyways

Where am I?

I'm not fazed

Alex Jr. will never die

Alex jr is the center of the world

Right along next to rivers and gene

His eyes are like a diamond pearl

They will make your eyes water when they are seen

Let's analyze the facial structures

Let's take a closer look with this microscope

Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference

But I think it's swell the way it is, don't quote

You're not just any type of balloon

Your are the light and dark side of the moon

Yeah!

You are special to me

You are special to me

You are special to me

You are special to me

Alex jr is the center of the world

Right along next to rivers and gene

His eyes are like a diamond pearl

They will make your eyes water when they are seen

Let's analyze the facial structures

Let's take a closer look with this microscope

Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference

But I think it's swell the way it is, don't quote

Alex jr is the center of the world

Right along next to rivers and gene

His eyes are like a diamond pearl

They will make your eyes water when they are seen

Let's analyze the facial structures

Let's take a closer look with this microscope

Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference

But I think it's swell the way it is, don't quote

Alex jr is the center of the world

Right along next to rivers and gene

His eyes are like a diamond pearl

They will make your eyes water when they are seen

Let's analyze the facial structures

Let's take a closer look with this microscope

Perhaps they could use more eyebrow circumference

But I think it's swell the way it is, don't quote