Avoid the Noid ft. Flabbotage Lyrics

Finished with my pizza

'Cause it was ruined by the Noid

People think I'm insane

Because I'm eating to fill the void

All day long I think of foods

But nothing seems to satisfy

Think I'll gain more weight

If I don't find something that's not deep fried

Can you help me

Manage my chest pain

Oh yeah

I need someone to slow-roast

The meats in life that I can't baste

I can't eat the things that make true happiness

They've lost their taste

Drink a Coke and I will sigh

And you will laugh and I will cry

Satiety I cannot feel

And getting fit is so unreal

And so, as you hear these words

Telling you of my pudgy waist

I tell you to enjoy fruit

I wish I could but it's too late