Hey Ladies Lyrics

Hey Ladies

Yeah I'm back

I been a little busy being too laid back

Its a side effect of my zodiac

So if you don't mind now Im gonna unpack

I got a new cat and her name is Pookie

I wanted to name her Tupperware but my sister wouldn't let me

So imagine my disappointment when I was the

Only person taking care of the cat in the first place

And that's a fact

I had to have an ultrasound on my liver

Opposite of Phoebe Bridgers, my resentments bigger

Shelby dropped my favorite sunnies into a river

I still really miss them and I can't forgive her

I wanted a Mat Pat figurine and so I bought it

I'm gonna keep that little man inside my pocket

When I go to the bank I make a big deposit

If I lose all my hair, that's fine cause I could rock it

Everyone thinks I can't handle the pressure

But I think it's time you all got a refresher

Everyday I check my stats

Every night I check for rats

Mostly ladies bump my tracks

Y'all have great taste and that's a fact

I used to be weak but now I'm jacked

I used to have bills and now I'm stacked

I used to be on meth but now I'm crack

I used to be gone but now I'm back

And now I got jury duty

I had a run in with a lady who was kind of snooty

We disagreed about what British guy was a cutie

My favorite one direction member will always be Louis

I love you, Louis

I applied for an internship

Got a tattoo on my inner lip

I like fruity drinks to sip

Wash it down with a chicken strip

Yes I do have games on my phone

I play in the privacy of my home

Im not gonna let a kid play on my phone

Cause they would mess up the progress of my game

Pass time by playing drums

If I'm queasy I pop tums

I like numbers of large sums

Show approval with my thumbs

Everyday I check my stats

Every night I check for rats

Mostly ladies bump my tracks

Y'all have great taste and that's a fact

I used to be weak but now I'm jacked

I used to have bills and now I'm stacked

I used to be on meth but now I'm crack

I used to be gone but now I'm back

I used to like sunlight now I don't

I used to eat garlic now I won't

I kind of sparkle in the sun

There isn't a person I can't outrun

And now my world is tinted blue

This couldn't be, it's just not true

I guess I just haven't been feeling right

I think I'm a vampire from Twilight

Everyday I check my stats

Every night I check for rats

Mostly ladies bump my tracks

Y'all have great taste and that's a fact

I used to be weak but now I'm jacked

I used to have bills and now I'm stacked

I used to be on meth but now I'm crack

I used to be gone but now I'm back