Cigarettes and Piss Lyrics

How are you on this fine day

Take a seat here on this bench

You look a little nervous

Does this song sound slightly French?

Did you notice the alliteration?

My favorite literary device.

Will you donate to the foundation?

It doesn't cost much to be nice.

Do you remember what my name is?

Can you look me in the eyes?

When you look into the mirror

Do you see someone you despise?

Do you always feel so lonely?

Do you hate to ask for help?

Would you rather be heartbroken

Than feel that way about yourself?

Does your mother really love you?

Do you feel like an outcast?

Do you lay awake at night

Reliving memories from the past?

Does your dog look like a person?

Have you never had a kiss?

Do you wish all of your food

Tasted like cigarettes and piss?

Cigarettes and piss

Cigarettes and piss

Your life is just one big mistake

So this is what you get

What exactly have you accomplished in your

Silly little career?

Tell me where do you see yourself

In the next ten years?

Do you deserve to be happy?

Will you ever be good enough?

Can you really fill a void that deep

With materialistic stuff?

Do you think that you can do this?

Have you truly thought this through?

When you hang out with your friends

Do think feel like they're so done with you?

If you were to disappear

Would you truly be missed?

You look a wee bit faint,

So here have some cigarettes and piss!

Cigarettes and piss

Cigarettes and piss

Your life is just one big mistake

So this is what you get

I was just joking before

Your life isn't a mistake

But always remember this

next time you start overthink

Have some cigarettes and piss