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I was pretty nervous

But I always get nervous when I take a test

And I took the polygraph test

I'm pretty good with numbers kind of

And science but history is what I know best

And I took the polygraph test

I had hopes and dreams

For my career

Well that ship has sailed

Cause I freaking failed

On the polygraph test

Needless to say

I was flabbergasted

The result wasn't what I had forecasted

According to this test

I'm a freaking thief and apparently I've done drugs

Nothing I could do to change his mind

Because the thingy said I lied on the polygraph test

Well I've never done drugs

And I only stole some candy from the store

But they're saying I did more

How do I freaking pass

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I didn't lie

How do I freaking pass

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I didn't lie I swear

Im telling you I've never even seen a drug

And I kid you not there was literally a bug flying

Around my face and it made me want to itch my nose so bad!

Sitting in that chair

With wires and nodes

That pinched and pulled my hair

I couldn't relax

I couldn't make my heart beat not so fast

And much to my chagrin

My life can not begin

Thanks to you

Thanks to me

I don't really know who to blame

How do I freaking pass

A polygraph test a polygraph test

I didn't lie

How do I freaking pass

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I didn't lie I swear

If I could only make you understand

Mr polygraph test taker man

That I really tried

But I don't think I can ever get this right

I guess that's it for me

No internship

Or finishing my degree

This is the end of my life

How do I freaking pass

A polygraph test a polygraph test

I didn't lie

How do I freaking pass

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