Mr Perfect Lyrics

(One, two, three, four)

I called you 'Mr Perfect'

We got on like a house on fire

Until you burned it down

You'd tell me all about politics

I'd do my makeup just to sit with you on FaceTime

You said I'm pretty but you lied

You tell me things I just wanna hear

Wish you'd say something sincere

But I'd take sweet nothings over nothing at all

You only ever said forever on the backs of all your meaningless Valentine cards

And, whatever, guess I'm better off without you 'cus you not loving me was breaking my heart

And I know that we had all our problems

But you can't expect me to just solve 'em

'Mr Perfect', oh, so worth it, weren't you?

Long distance hurt for me

But I bet you liked the double life

Kissing other girls in the dead of night (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

You called me the best woman alive (ah-ah)

I liked your jokes, your smile and compliments at tea-time

I bragged to my friends 'He's mine!'

You tell me things I just wanna hear

Wish you'd say something sincere

But I'd take sweet nothings over nothing at all

You only ever said forever on the backs of all your meaningless Valentine cards

And, whatever, guess I'm better off without you 'cus you not loving me was breaking my heart

And I know that we had all our problems

But you can't expect me to just solve 'em

'Mr Perfect', oh, so worth it, weren't you?

I spent months of my life crying over a guy who only loved me on email and that

Makes me over-emotional, full of delusion and nowhere-near-normal

I say things with hyperbole because I love way too quickly

Now I know you're not perfect

You're mean and you're worthless

You hurt me when

You only ever said forever on the backs of all your meaningless Valentine cards

And, whatever, guess I'm better off without you 'cus you not loving me was breaking my heart

And I know that we had all our problems

But you can't expect me to just solve 'em

'Mr Perfect', oh, so worth it, weren't you?