Out The Door! Lyrics

If I'm honest with myself I think I know this is dead

Too many times I've lived a lie, this is a myth not a legend

And I wonder if you even care?

You're so stoic, and you know it, baby can't you tell?

The 'knight in shining armour' act has gone a little bit wrong

You're King Arthur and I'm running off with Sir Lancelot

'Kay can you take joke? You're friendless and you're broke

Your bloke trope, I can't cope, and so I'm

Running, I'm running far (runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin')

Avoiding you at the bar (the ceiling is fascinating, the ceiling is fascinating)

Turning off my location, and my notifications, and any relation of ours

I ask you questions, you avoid

I thought I loved a man but turns out you're a boy

You'd think by now I would have learned

I'm jealous thinking 'bout your ex

I called her crazy, now I'm following her steps

Out the garden, out the door

I'm sipping Diet Coke, you're on your phone and I wanna scream

Too many times you don't reply, why won't you listen to me?

But soon you're begging on the kitchen floor

Saying "baby, believe me, I love you so dearly" and I'm

Dead on the inside (probably dead on the inside you bet I'm laughing)

This is hysterical can't lie (this is hysterical can't lie I'm ha-ha-ha-ing)

I'm smirking at you 'cus we're finally through

But you're telling your parents we're fine

I ask you questions, you avoid

I thought I loved a man but turns out you're a boy

You'd think by now I would have learned

I'm jealous thinking 'bout your ex

I called her crazy, now I'm following her steps (following her down the steps)

Out the garden, out the door

And I've been out for brunch every weekend with my girls (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

We all agree that you're a terrible person (ah-ah-ah-ah)

I'm doing community service (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Telling the world that you're worthless (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

And I could write an essay on all of your red flags (ahh-ahh-ahh)

Doing my homework, your new girl will love that

Our play could be Shakespeare, you're tragic and dangerous

But looking back I have to laugh

I ask you questions, you avoid

I thought I loved a man but turns out you're a boy

You'd think by now I would have learned

I'm jealous thinking 'bout your ex

I called her crazy, now I'm following her steps

Out the garden, out the door