SSHL/ELF FUCKER Lyrics

Bad news of my ear and I went off the deep end

Treat my weekdays like I abuse the weekend

Without discernment becoming the basement hermit

The damage is done the damage is permanent

The damage is like a dropped ice cream cone

Except it's a sensory organ instead

The damage is not self fixing like bread

The damage is dependent on what's in your head

So fuck an elf, if that's what you want

Straight off the shelf, if that's what you want

So fuck an elf, it depends on the lore

So fuck an elf, you know you want more

Might be clear I've been playing BG3

Back too camp so my elf can squeegee me

If you hit the ears with a point you don't go back

I cuddle a magic humanoid in the sac

My fantasy something fantastical

You're predisposed to make a moment magical

I'm predisposed to straddle up your kind

Come and explore what's been heavy on my mind

So fuck an elf, if that's what you want

Straight off the shelf, if that's what you want

So fuck an elf, it depends on the lore

So fuck an elf, you know you want more

So fuck an elf, if that's what you want

Straight off the shelf, if that's what you want

So fuck an elf, it depends on the lore

So fuck an elf, you know you want more