Sea Of Dick (Bonus Track) Lyrics

Getting ready for the club

Dance to techno, drink some rum

Call my homies, gel our hair

Dance up a storm, we just don't care

I just can't wait to make a move

On a lady that has big ol' boobs

I'll make it rain all on that bitch

I hope she's down to suck my dick

The bouncer, he lets us in

I just can't wait to bang a girl

I take a look around and what I see

It makes me hurl

Well I'm standing in a sea of dick

There's 80 dudes and not one chick

Me and my friends, we look around

There's not one titty to be found

The beat it drops, my balls are blue

And I'm not into banging dudes

I'm standing in a sea of dick

Cause every woman is a prick

Standing alone with a beer

Do I give in or get out of here

I'm still unsure what I should do

I got all dressed to make a move

I ask my friends if we should go

They say be hopeful girls will show

But now it's approaching midnight

I guess I should have stayed inside

I'll ditch my friends, it's time to leave

I just want to go home and grieve

Before I go I need to fight

I'll find a dude and punch out his lights

Well I'm standing in a sea of dick

There's 80 dudes and not one chick

Me and my friends, we look around

There's not one titty to be found

The beat it drops, my balls are blue

And I'm not into banging dudes

I'm standing in a sea of dick

Cause every woman is a prick

Clubs are awful, clubs are shit

I just want to beat my dick

I knew I should have stayed at home

And looked up porn on my phone

Cause girls never go out these days

Which means that I never get laid

I really want to kill myself

I'm stuck in the scrotum of hell

Well I'm standing in a sea of dick

There's 80 dudes and not one chick

Me and my friends, we look around

There's not one titty to be found

The beat it drops, my balls are blue

And I'm not into banging dudes

I'm standing in a sea of dick

Cause every woman is a prick

Well I'm standing in a sea of dick

There's 80 dudes and not one chick

Me and my friends, we look around

There's not one titty to be found

The beat it drops, my balls are blue

And I'm not into banging dudes

I'm standing in a sea of dick

Cause every woman is a prick