Bed Lyrics

Getting fat and eating snacks

Out of work, in need of laughs

Gut hanging over my knees

Doing whatever I please

Fuck off mom and fuck off dad

I don't care if I get fat

Why will no one suck me off?

My belly is nice and soft

I thought girls liked bigger dudes

I thought I'd put them in the mood

Put my fedora on tight

Hit my vape, let's start this night

I'm watching Game of Thrones in bed

I can't believe that Sean Bean's dead

The Lannister's never forget

They found a stick and placed his head

It was okay til season 6

The writers fucking make me sick

The rest of the show can suck my dick

Why is Bran king? That dick

I'm environmentally

Unsafe, cuz I'm stinky

My gas reeks of methane

My kidneys are in pain

From all of the soda

And all of the candy

Some chips would be nice

But I don't have them handy

Another show to start the night

Something spooky, full of fright

Something with monsters and ghouls

Where hot women make me drool

I could get females like that if I tried

They don't know that I'm a passionate guy

I'm watching Supernatural in bed

I can't believe that Crowley's dead

How was it good through to the end?

Best 15 years I've ever spent

I can't seem to decide between

Am I Team Sam or maybe Team Dean?

What I miss most is Jeffrey Dean

Such a good time, I'd never choose to read

TV is life, TV is fuel

TV is fun, it's good for you

How I Met Your Mother in bed

Can't believe the mother's dead

Did the writers hit their head?

Maybe they hope we'll all forget

Barney and Robin divorced

Season 9 is such a chore

Such a buildup to a bore

I think I'm developing bed sores

Ow ow ow

Ow ow ow

Ow ow ow

It's time to lose some weight