Chupracabra Lyrics

If I was your Chupracabra, I would suck upon your goat

And leave it all exsanguinated somewhere real remote

The writeups in the tabloids they will never be believed

My powers are far beyond what you can easily concieve

If I was your Evil Alien I'd abduct you from your bed

Transport you from your room up to my space boudoir instead

But I wouldn't erase your memory like the other aliens do

I want you to remember me, like I remember you

Anything I can be, anything I can do

Anything I can be for you

And if I was your Yeti, I would frolic on your heights

And in your mountain ranges I would chortle with delight

I'd yodel in your forests & go wading in your streams

And dream of you at night, assuming Yetis ever dream

Anything I can be, anything I can do

Anything I can be for you