Albert Ross Lyrics

Well he's got high-heeled boots, Each step a hundred miles

And he plays magic flutes, Make Wolfgang Mozart smile

Saves kids from burning buildings Every single day

When ships are lost at sea, He helps them find the way

He's got a cerebral cortex About the size of Maine

And a celestial vortex All deep inside his brain

Wise ones from near and far Wait in expectancy

For when his mind expands To fill the Galaxy

Albert Ross-hero of our time

Albert Ross-his thoughts are so sublime

Albert Ross-moves at the speed of sound

Albert Ross-he's really got it down

He's got eyes made of steel, And skin that's made of zinc

And good sulfuric acid's What he likes to drink

He munches broken glass Because he's so tough

He eats the barbed-wire sandwich Until he gets enough

Yeah, he's a half-mile tall Head down to his feet

And everybody turns When he walks down the street

Now all the girls they say That he's their fantasy

Young boys say he's who they Want to grow up to be

Albert Ross-hero of our time

Albert Ross-his thoughts are so sublime

Albert Ross-moves at the speed of sound

Albert Ross-he's really got it down