Mother ft. Sylvana Joyce & the Moment Lyrics

Checkin' out the singles pages, I'm so sad I could sob

Dumpin' guys on first dates has become my full-time job

They need help with their bills, lights, and car and heat

I got fifteen kids back home and my ex is a deadbeat

What's tougher than a mother? Setting bones and drying tears

Workin' three gigs, they eat more than pigs

I haven't slept in fifteen years

What's tougher than a mother? To every virus I am immune

Make bathtub gin like Miss Hannigan

Don't make me take out my wooden spoon

Furniture's stained with breast milk and most of my clothes are too

They use too much toilet paper every time they gotta sh-sh-sh

These brats, they drive me crazy, so I buy out all of the wine

Laundry's out of control, that's why I'm great with these clotheslines

What's tougher than a mother? Setting bones and drying tears

Workin' three gigs, they eat more than pigs

I haven't slept in fifteen years

What's tougher than a mother? Might drive off, leave them in the rearview

Make bathtub gin like Miss Hannigan

I can't beat them, so I'm gonna

I'm gonna beat you

I'm gonna beat you

I'm gonna beat you, you, you

I'm gonna beat you

Honey, where's my wooden spoon