Kayfabe ft. Sylvana Joyce & the Moment Lyrics

A heel is a villain who's there to be booed

A face is a hero, and there's a feud

Between the two until satisfied

Or squashed, if the interest of fans have died

Finishers, that's their signature move

Held for applause and your fans approve

For a submission, count-out, or a pinfall

The best can amaze, the best can enthrall

A hoss is a giant but with no skills

A monster's a menace who instantly kills

A plant is a player hidden in the crowd

And oh, by the way, being "on the juice" is never allowed

Foreign objects are weapons like folding chairs

Sledgehammers, trash cans, or iron stairs

Introduced when the ref's hit or looking away

Whatever gets it done at the end of the day

A cheap heat's when a heel invites a backlash

Like telling the audience, "Your city's trash!"

Kayfabe says a botched move is always landed

Think wrestling's fake? It's still real to me, dammit!