I'm Awesome ft. Sylvana Joyce & the Moment & Matt Cardona Lyrics

Why would you ever take a 9-to-5,

Punchin' clocks like some Jibroni

Why would you live your life like a wimp,

Stringy arms like wet macaroni

Why would you waste your life as a dweeb,

Sucking thumbs and peein' your pants

When a babe says hi, I walk on by,

Unless she's got double-D implants

Cause I'm awesome, I'm fantastic

I'm everything that you wanna be

I'm perfect, made of muscle

I'm who they paid to see

I'm beautiful, I'm daunting

Guaranteed to be a good time

I got that swagger, I'm striking,

And I don't gotta rhyme if I don't want to

Have you ever seen me do a DDT,

Or Powerslam both woman and man

Got a letter from Saddam Hussein himself

He said he was my biggest fan

Name anybody

Gandhi, MLK, even Lincoln

Next to me they're lame

My controllers burn and turn red hot

When you play as me in my video game

Cause I'm awesome, I'm fantastic

I'm everything that you wanna be

I'm perfect, made of muscle

I'm who they paid to see

I'm beautiful, I'm daunting

Guaranteed to be a good time

I got that swagger, I'm striking

And I don't gotta rhyme if I don't want to

Why would you ever choose to be a goof?

Bucktoothed with your pocket protector

Ladies love the bad boys, I'm living proof

A certified booty inspector

I'm awesome, I'm fantastic

I'm everything that you wanna be

I'm perfect, made of muscle

I'm who you paid to see

I'm beautiful, I'm daunting

Guaranteed to be a good time

I got that swagger, I'm striking, And I don't gotta rhyme if I don't want to

Yeah, Swagger with the babes

Line 'em up, You're getting the Swag, yeah