Well I tried to send a package with a ten-cent stamp

My baby said you're stupid and your brain is damp

Why was Charlie Chaplin called the little tramp

You'd never mail a package with a ten-cent stamp

She wants to tear my statue down

Could it be I offend her

I hope this bar is sterilized

I really could have been a contender

Well I'm trying really hard to strengthen up my brain

Well here she come again my little ball and chain

I'm laying really low aboard this crazy train

She'll knock me off the track just like a hurricane

She wants to tear my statue down

Could it be I displease her

I hope this bar is sterilized

Cause I'm taking off all my sneakers

Just in case this dribble is our last song

I'm gonna slam a hammock and this can't go wrong

And if you feel up to it well sing along

Just in case this dribble is our last song

She wants to tear our statue down

Could it be we offend her

I hope these drinks won't slow us down

Cause we've really been needing a bender

She wants to tear our statue down

Could it be we offend her

I hope this bar is sterilized

I really could have been a contender