Zither Song Lyrics

This song don't have no zither zither

Them zithers are hard to find

No this song don't have a zither

This song is not the zither kind

Oh I can slap on a keyboard

Or slap on a glockenspiel

But I can't find me a zither

Oh that ain't no big deal

Well it started out acoustic

But I brought Ronnie in on the bass

Well to give the song direction

and not be a total waste

And then George would play the cajon

Well to help us keep the beat

And then I even found an oboe

Wow that was pretty neat

But the cajon couldn't cut it

I knew we needed drums

So I brought in the expert

Oh yeah Andres was the one

But I felt something was missing

And I've thought really hard

I needed me a cello

So I whipped out my credit card

But the song don't have no zither

And zithers are hard to find

No this song don't have a zither

This song is not the zither kind

Well I can slap on a tuba

Or slap on a glockenspiel

But I can't find me a zither

Well, that ain't no big deal

Well I wanted backup singers

But there only was one choice

Oh I had to get Martina

With such a lovely voice

But still it felt so empty

So I stepped out to the bar

And now the only thing that's missing

Is Jen and her guitars

Well, the song was almost finished

Because I was running out of cash

So I took a second mortgage

And my wife she kicked my ass

But this song don't have no zither

But still it brings me peace of mind

And if you wonder how that figures

Well this song's not the zither kind