Crooner (Crooner Demo) Lyrics

Thanks very much everybody nice to be here tonight

Glad you could stick around for the last show

I'm feeling good hope you're feeling good nice to be here

Must be ladies night tonight everybody's looking good

You ladies looking good especially you right there

You must be a swimming instructor right

Come on Hello

Gary play a little bit for us

Yeah it's a good crowd nice rainy night

Good to see everybody here

I know I'm not as suave as Sinatra

Yes I know I'm not as smooth as Torme

I may not be the cream in your cup of coffee

But I'm feeling like Robert Goulet

I've got a big ass band behind me

And I am dressed in gold lame as you can see

All the ladies all drool because they find me

Just as sexy without my toupee

I'm just a crooner

Even though I'm a baby boomer

Can't pass up a chance to moon her

I'm all yours tonight

I'm just a crooner

I was born too late for my liking

I'm a rat who relinquished his pack

And the match I was holding while striking

Has burned 25% of my back Who wrote this

Yeah I was trying to be cool like the fellas

And I set a fire to my spine It was really awful

So open up your umbrellas fellas

While the doctors skin graft my behind

I'm just a crooner

Wish I could stay in tuner

Hey I might just ruin her

You know I just might

I'm just a crooner

Hey can somebody get me a can of tuner

Hey I might stay and blue her

You know I'm yours tonight

Right now

Hey you're all beautiful love you

Who loves you

I do that's who

And now you know