Batman Stole my Baby Lyrics

I used to live in Gotham City

I knew a girl and she was pretty

A socialite with charm and grace

With a small tattoo below her waist

I used to live inside a shell

But Chief O'Hara he knew me well

I met her at the policeman's ball

And I danced with her inside the hall

But Batman stole my baby

While driving her to safety

Batman stole my baby

The details might be shady

I used to live in Gotham City

I knew a girl and she was pretty

But when I went to walk her home

I found that I was not alone

Some guys came out to block our path

And I put that girl behind my back

I knew the threat it must be real

But then I heard the Batmobile

The thugs were shocked they were afraid

And to my surprise they ran away

But what came next I can't believe

Maybe I'm just too naïve

But Batman stole my baby

While driving her to safety

Batman stole my baby

The details might be shady

But Batman stole my baby

While driving her to safety

Batman stole my baby

The details might be shady

Well that all happened in 1981

And I never went back to work

Though I have no superpower

That don't mean I'm a jerk y'all

Cause justice wasn't done that day

When Batman stole my girl away

He made me lose my self-respect

While showing off his intellect

Batman stole my baby

While driving her to safety

Batman stole my baby

The details might be shady

Batman stole my baby

While driving her to safety

Batman stole my baby

The details might be shady