Cod Liver Oil Lyrics

Cod liver oil it never seems to spoil

It cleared up my arthritis and cured three of my boils

Cod liver oil I know it don't taste good

But it's been here for ages since the days of Robin Hood

Oh that shiny little bottle I take a dose at noon

And I don't even care that it expired back in June

I remember Dad would say just drink a lot each day

Cause we don't have no apples to keep the dog away

Cod cod liver oil I keep it in my home

It's in the bathroom cabinet next to the mercurochrome

Cod cod cod liver oil Oh the taste it could almost kill rich

Oh man I've had too much I think I'm growing gills

Oh that shiny little bottle is part of my routine

It penetrates my body till I'm smelling like sardines

I remember Dad would say it's really good for brains

He told me that it helps to wash it down with some champagne

Oh cod liver oil and the perks that it provides

It helps lower my cholesterol and my triglycerides

It really does