Lobster and Squid Lyrics

When I was a kid tell you what I did

I used to confide in lobster and squid

They were my friends like the wizard of id

I kept them informed of the things that I did

My father would fish from off of the pier

I secretly wished that I was not there

I tried to plot and send them a sign

And warn all the fish that they were wasting their time

Don't tell me you can't see the signs

I've got proof and I've seen the designs

The water rises and fills up the divide

But that jellyfish she ain't no friend of mine

That jellyfish was born without a spine

When I was a kid tell you what I did

I used to confide in lobster and squid

They were my friends like the wizard of id

I kept them informed of the things that I did