Heck of a Goil Lyrics

I was with me Olive she's a heck of a girl

If I wasn't so stupid I'd give her the world

Along came old Bluto a-smelling like oil

He wanted me love she's a heck of a girl

Now he punched me and kicked me and he took off me shoes

He hit me with a drumstick and he played me some blues

He smashed me and hurt me and made me a mess

Till I pulled out me spinach that I keep in my chest

I had no can opener so I used me pipe

I'm glad that I bought it though it wasn't my type

I ate the whole can cause I hadn't forgotten

I even drank the green water from off the bottom

So I put down the can in the recyclable bin

I rolled up me sleeves and began to begin

I pulled off his earlobes so he looked like a goat

And I ripped off his head and I shit down his throat

I ransacked his house and I butchered his dog

And I beat up his family with a hickory log

And I withdrew all his money that he had in the bank

I spent it on hookers and a big Sherman tank

I blew all his property right off the map

Then I sat myself down and I took me a nap

You shouldn't piss me off cause I'll destroy your world

Keep away from me Olive she's a heck of a girl