Doctor Darkness Lyrics

Dr. Howard Dr. Fine Dr. Howard

Dr. Howard Dr. Fine Dr. Howard

Why you

I do my best work in the evening

I'm a specialist at heart

A lady came up to see me

Said she's frightened of the dark

Well do not fear I'm here I said

Take two of these when you go to bed

Now tell the doctor all that's on your mind

And take your time

I do my research in the evening

And I report all I can find

Your fears my dears are loud and clear

But they're just not justified

Now just relax and we'll proceed

A soapy shower is what you need

Now tell the doctor what you feel inside

We've got all night

Because I'm

Dr. Darkness Medicine Man

Run for your life if you think you can

Pardon me ma'am while I do my exam

You thought this baster was just for ham

Well I do house calls on occasion

Because I'm always in demand

I check the hips the legs and lips

And I never miss the glands

Now lay back down across the bed

As I check you out with my infrared

Now tell the doctor what he needs to know

And watch him grow

And watch him grow

Yeah just watch him grow