Our Friend the Cabbage Lyrics

You can call me a cab you can call me a train you can call me a stink bomb but it's all the same

Just like that baggage that's never coming back

Just as fast as cabbage going through intestinal tract

Now you can call me a shoe boy and you can call me collect you can call me unstable and a physical wreck

Just like a skillet I'll be good in hot hot hot

Yeah, my blood will be boiling so let's hope it doesn't cut

The cabbage can be prepared many different ways

It can be pickled fermented quite right stewed sautéed braised steamed

And even eaten raw

Now you can call me a fool you can call me a jerk you can play me some chords and hope that they work

But just like that baggage that's never coming back

Just as fast as cabbage going through intestinal tract

He's right

You can call me a cab you can call me a train you can call me a butt boy but it's all the same

Just like that baggage that's never coming back

Just as fast as cabbage going through intestinal tract

It's a large terminal leaf bud used as a vegetable

Right again

It'll make you fart and belch a lot but never is it dull

It ain't dull

That's right

It ain't dull

It ain't dull

It ain't dull

It ain't dull