One of My Legs Lyrics

One of my legs is much too long

One of my legs is much too long

I said one of my legs is not too strong

It kind of feels like it don't belong

Oh things look grim I'm out of a limb

One of my legs just feels so wrong

One of my eyes has got a twitch

Yeah one of my eyes has got a twitch

I really wish I could scratch my itch

But I can't tell which eye is which

I'm half mad things look bad

Cause now my glasses have just got squished

One of my arms has just rebelled

One of my arms has just rebelled

Yeah one of my arms just up and swelled

I don't know what's wrong but I wish it well

Now my wrist won't flex what could be next

Now my nose just lost its sense of smell

One of my ears not up to task

One of my ears not up to task

I wonder if it's too much to ask

Why my senses are fading fast

I'm not that old but I've lost control

Oh, how long will this feeling last

There's nothing left to disavow

There's nothing left to disavow

We've made it through this song somehow

My oh my holy cow

Now don't lose track you look back

But we can still rock so let's do it now