Meredith Lyrics

Meredith she aware as shit

Looking out for you she's ya therapist

She feel ya pain

Your heal your gain

If you're insane

She won't complain

If you're off ya meds

She might protest

If you're at your worst

You've come to the best

Therapist bitch in town

Dig through ya troubled past

Get ya turned all back around

You got issues and insurance

Here's tissues and reassurance

If silence ain't ya choice

She'll guide ya to ya voice

Boozin and brawlin ya vice

Better take her advice

That's Meredith She's your therapist

Therapissed

Some may ask is she qualified?

Sure as shit she took a ten year ride

Every other vacation stop

Homework workin' til she'd drop

It was tough for sure

her bachelors

Not tough enough

Earned her masters

Can say for sure

she's qualified

So rest assured

You can confide

In the best therapist in town

If you can't get your

Frown to turn upside down

As long as you have

Issues and insurance

She'll have tissues and reassurance

She gives it all for you

So please do not assume

She likes technology

Or Therapy over zoom

She's Meredith she's your therapist

Should ya think of your therapist

They feel for you so they chose this shit

Carryin' around what's in your mind

Wishin' everyone would just be kind

If you're off your meds

She feels it in her chest

If you avoid her desk

She'll wish you the best

As the best therapist in town

Dig through ya troubled past

Get ya turned all back around

And if you should relapse

She'll pat you on the back

Afterall you showed up

She'll cut you a little slack

And if she loses track

Of who's to blame

For where you're at

Her caseload is back to back

Endless problems schedule packed

So please just take a breath

Please return just a little slack