The Blackmail Mailman Lyrics

Jerry is a mailman

Drives around, deliverin' and walkin'

He'll visit every single porch

Carry all ya shit, an olympic torch

Kindly greet every barkin' beast

Deliver your honey, stung by your bees

Jerry is a conman

He'll rifle through your letters, review your correspondence

He'll smooth talk you and anyone he'll meet. Cash ya checks. Collect ya fees

He's gonna exploit whoever he can

Watch out for the blackmail mailman

Jerry was a good boy

Loved his mama, mischievous but not a drop a trauma

Back in 1962, fell off the roof of his private school

Turned away at the pearly gates

He was never quite the same

When he woke, he hid it well

What he hid? A pitstop in hell

Now Jerry is a monster

Stole his mamas money

High and dry he left her up in Gloucester

So look out for a man in blue

Don't let him take advantage of you

He'll exploit your life if he can

Watch out for the blackmail mailman