Ed Lyrics

The last day Ed ever saw his dad

Shared their first, last beer, peeled out and disappeared

Every day since it's given

Every drop a sadness

Not a single sip without

Triggerin' his madness

Friday night he'll pour one out

For the old man

He'll mix it up with blood on the street

Soothing violence

Soothing violence

If only his mama'd been faithful

If only they'd stuck it out

He wouldn't even be out here

Every other night

Piss drunk, too cowardly

To even pick a fight

Here's to feelin' good

All of the time

Cheers to feelin' understood

Beyond our crimes

Here's to feelin' good

All of the time

Cheers to feelin' understood

Beyond our crimes

Ed, he ain't depressed, just tired

He's not happy just wired and once in while

Inspired to set a stranger's home on fire Fire

Ed thinks kittens

Taste like chicken

And all dogs speak

English in heaven

They share with God about how he masturbates

Staring at a ninja turtle collector plate

Yea Ed, hes got himself a motto

Says "he'll never win the lotto

Or meet a nice girl in Colorado"

He'll pause for effect then "listen up yo"

"Yea, everyone ya know is gonna blow up

Your spot, so best to know no one

And live shot after shot"

Friday night he'll pour one out

For the old man

Mix it up with blood on the street

Soothing violence

Soothing violence

Soothing violence

Should ya find Ed passed out in the gutter

Cussin' out a lady in a drunken stutter

Or thinkin' he's cast aside with the clutter

Imagined persecution his bread and butter

Here's to feelin' good

All of the time

Cheers to feelin' understood

Beyond our crimes

Avoid his heartache, avoid his pain

Cause Incel Ed is a human fuckin' stain

Avoid his heartache, avoid his pain

Cause Incel Ed is a human fuckin' stain

Here's to feelin' good

All of the time

Cheers to feelin' understood

Beyond our crimes