Looking for Hitchcock Lyrics

I've been looking I'm looking

You know I've been looking

Really really looking

Yes I've been looking

Looking looking looking

For somebody like you

I know you're out there

And if I'm alert

I will find you somewhere

It's like looking for Hitchcock to stumble on the scene

Standing with his bowler hat a flash before the screen

Standing at a table and drinking his champagne

Or trying to lift his double bass and board the outbound train

Looking for Hitchcock it's challenging of course

Might see him in an instant walking with a horse

Looking for Hitchcock with his trumpet case

Or in a class photo that portrays his chubby face

You know I've been looking I'm looking

Yes I've been looking

Scooby dooby looking

You know I've been looking

I've been looking

For somebody like you

And I know you're out there

And if I keep looking

I'm gonna find you somewhere

Well I'm looking for Hitchcock just like the rest of us

He was standing on a corner but I think he missed the bus

Think I saw him in a mansion he was winding up a clock

And the next thing that I knew he was leaving the corner pet shop

Well I'm looking for Hitchcock carrying a plant

Saw him riding in a taxi sitting next to Cary Grant

Missed him with his nurse he was in a wheelchair

He can't afford the extras so he shows up here and there

I've been looking looking

You know I've been looking

Cooking and a looking

I'm gonna keep looking

Real good looking for somebody like you

And I know you're out there

And if I keep looking

I'm gonna find you somewhere

Take it Alfred

Good evening today's plot involves a stewardess and a missing tax form

Will the woman find the tax form or will she have to go down to the office to make another tax form

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