Greetings From Neptune Lyrics

I saw a UFO up in the sky aglow It went up to the mountaintop and in the town below

I saw the glowing lights peek through the blackened night

I drove my car to investigate I was overcome with fright

Greetings from Neptune said the man with three heads

We're looking for excitement we can raise you from the dead

Greetings from Neptune said the man with three heads

We need some excitement we can raise you from the dead

Well I tried to run away but the creatures blocked my way

They took me inside to experiment they said I had to stay

I laid across the concrete slab they poked and broke my butt

A smile came across my face I guess they had enough

Greetings from Neptune we're so glad you arrived

You're a very interesting specimen are all you men this size

Greetings from Neptune we're so glad you arrived

You're a very interesting specimen are all you men this size

Thank you very much

They were no doubt impressed by the size of my rod

They all bent down and bowed to me they think I am a god

I got up from the table He thought I was gonna fight

I said you six-eyed bastard do you have a Miller light

Greetings from Neptune said the man with the six pack

We've got more tests to do I said get off my back

Greetings from Neptune said the man with the six pack

We've got more tests to do I said get off my back Jack

My name isn't Jack

I'm outta here

It's quake

Quake

Quake

Quisp

No quake

Quake