Doughy White Knight ft. Always Music Lyrics

J1. Is that a snorlax....ah i see a white knight

Not quite a creach-uh from the dankest pits not that bright.

Not quite human not a feach-uh a smell you won't stan.

Armor barely holding togeth-uh

Looking like an exploded biscuit can

Only danger is getting hit with a flying rivot from this fat van.

M1. Achtually i am known as

J1. No one caaares you look like a beeear

Smell like a muk a mutation of a cuck

Folds for daaayz eyes glaaaaze

Fingers cheeto crusted armor

Pure rust encrusted

He knows it all

Thinks

If he shows women they are

Inferior without him

They will touch a ball

Fucking crusty would be dusty if not for the sweat

Fucking muddy

Built on spite not quite bright

He's a fucking

White knight.

Fucker got me wanting some gravy and biscuit a southern class ick

Now what tricks does he have in his bask it

ohh gawd *gags ima throw up is that putty

Is that as a maggot

Oh *gag god it's his crusty

Cum sock he uses to jack his cock

*gag fucking tricky faggot looking like a musty bob saget

Need to take a breath need to relax

What's next keyboard bezerk mode *sarcasm oh noos he's busting out all caps lock.

I am ever so terrified oh look block i know so bold.

J1. Pop fuck a rivot another quick pivot dodge master you fucking rivet blaster ah shit i hear a clatter

Fully fucking naked nope tighty-whities thank the gods at least some formality.

E1. Help haaaaelp

J1.what is that noise wait is that is that my boy

E1 *pop

J1. Jesus christ dude what the hell how did you end up in that

Bottomless well of fat

In all those folds you are fucking bold.

E1. I just couldn't help myself he looked like a honey-baked ham all glazed wrapped in foil then bam fat fold rolled up in a nightmarish hell and the smell * gag it was pure hell.

J1. Talk about a fail.

M2. Achtually i am known as

J1.no one caaares you look like a beeear

Smell like a muk a mutation of a e1. Cuck

J1. Folds for daaayz e1. Eyes glaaaaze

J1. Fingers cheeto crusted face red tears of sexual frustration are shed

E1. He knows it all

J1. Thinks

If he shows women they are

Inferior without him

E1. They will touch a ball

Fucking crusty

J1. Would be dusty if not for the sweat

Fucking muddy

Built on an err of superiority not quite bright

E1. The epitome of stupidity

Never fear he is shit smeared

Both. Neck beard

J1. If you don't mind stand a little further away

e1. Is that clay

J1. Oh god no don't touch that put it away.

E1. *vomit

J1. Poor bastard fucked with the cum plastered

Sock took it out on the poor rock.

Back to well not a white knight i fear neckbeard if i am guessing right

E1. How do we beat this guy

J1. Judging by how he is bawling he seems pretty fucking defeated.

E1. Yeah but what if he starts crawling.

J1. I mean i guess we can flip him over

M2. *thud

E1. Like a boulder.

J1. Reminds me of my turt tull

E1. His fat is quite a hur dull

J1. Lets just ske dad dull

E1. Ooh quick grab the pine ap pull

J1. Oh shit shh..

E1. Wait what

Is that a white knight

J1. Nope looks about the same

But this one is special

It's a shield maiden no misbehavin.

This one is a tub of fat

E1.and clearly unshaven at that

Is that a lance made from corroded dildos.

J1. Yep tucked away in her fat rolls.

E1. Should we flip her.

J1. No no don't let that thought occur

She is protected by the government and courts.

She has far more weapons in her arsenal playing victim is her sport.

Hollering rape hollering assault is that a crepe?

E1. Yeah.

J1. How.

E1. Oh i just vaulted over and bolted.

F1.*reeeee.

E1.oh shit

Let's panic

J1. It's 3 stooges time

E1.she is getting volcanic

J1.about to splooge

E1.nothing is fine

Quick divide

J1.and run

E1.quick decide

J1. Is that a bun?

E1.yah run.

F1. Achtually i am known as

J1. No one caaares you look like a beeear

Smell like a muk a mutation of a cuck e1.quean

Folds for daaays eyes glaaazed

E1.vag dripping green

J1.a goddamn fiend

Fingers cheeto blacken armor

Moisten

E1. My disappointment

Is immeasurable

J1.she's incorrigible

She'sa nitwit

Thinks

If she shows men they are

Inferior without her

They will touch a moldy tit

E1.fucking crusty

J1.would be dusty if not for the sweat

E1. Fucking muddy

J1. She's a fucking

Mildew laden

Both.shield maiden