Haggard Witch Lyrics

J1.yes the haggard hag the wicked Witch this basic Bitch

She finds the nicest guy to nest with

She acts the Best like the rest I don't jest

On the side who knows how many guys she fits

E1.Offshoots include the infamous

Open to fuckus duckus

Leaving you to hunt for puss

Like a wuss

J1.An evolved version is the

Polygamous-ignoramus-troglodytus

Utterly heinous

This witch is a true bitch she wrote the script

Get caught love bomb trickle truth willing to take it in the anus

You're her little simp chimp

E1.her meal ticket

J1.the other guys mean absolutely nothing

It was a drunken happenstance he raped me

Anything to keep the golden ticket truly narcissistic

Utterly basic a

E1.boring basic bitch

J1.a haggard witch a

E1.heinous hag among hags

E1.Skeletor looking witch

J1.princess acting bitch

Doesn't want your heart

E1.Thinks she's a fucking queen

J1.will gladly take your spleen

E1.Wants more than your love

Take all the above.

J1.wants your life will only be you wife

If she settles if you are 2nd 3rd best on the side she will fuck the rest

Only after your resources

You her simp chimp

Not quite a monstrous creature more like a glitch

E1.A boring basic bitch

J1.a haggardly witch

J1.This basic bitch wicked witch will charm you will harm you

Will take you on a ride wants to be a bride

Surfs crowds sniffing out any chimp the wall is coming

Gotta find my simp baby anxiety kicking in

I am a strong independent wicked witch

Don't need a man I just need a simp for my clan

Alpha Omega Sigma no Beta

E1.Me

J1.Nah not this time

Watch out for a puddle of slime

It's dripping you may start bumbling and slipping

E1.Is it glowing neon

J1.yep she will fuck any moron

On the side an Egad Chad Gemstone Tyrone

Anyone and anything except a simp chimp

That she saves for a husband using sex to bludgeon

Making rules for the simp chimp

E1.Breaking rules for the gangsta alpha

J1.If she gets tired of you any excuse will do

No matter what her view is skew you are screwed

Work too long

C1.I got lonely

J1.spend more time with her

C1.you smothering

J1.She's a phony all the excuses she starts muttering

You can never win with these basic bitches this

E1.Skeletor looking witch

J1.princess acting bitch

Doesn't want your heart

E1.Thinks she's a fucking queen

J1.will gladly take your spleen

E1.Wants more than your love

Take all the above

J1.wants your life will only be you wife

If she settles if you are 2nd 3rd best on the side she will fuck the rest

Only after your resources

You her simp chimp

Not quite a monstrous creature more like a glitch

E1.A boring basic bitch

J1.a haggardly witch