Welfare Queen Lyrics

J1. Ah shit the earth is quaking the earth is shaking

E1.is that boss music

J1.reality is breaking

E1.we did

J1. It the boss bitch has awakened.

E1.it's a queen

J1.it's a

Welfare queen sitting on her throne of lies.

Plotting your demise

Master of all fu

a combination of the worst

She's out to get you

Her staleness her wackness i cannot over-emphasize

Her heart the blackness the abyss it'll testify.

Her soul the hollowness it'll verify.

This witch she takes on many forms combines the worst of the worst.

Comprised of the most heinous moms master of all cons.

Causing everyones wallets to flow in reverse.

Government cheddar on her plate all because some idiots bed her

truly an ugly swan utterly heinous mom.

She may have been a beauty once

Now she is some gargoyle-looking bitch in a trailer park.

Has 5 kids by who knows how many fathers an absolute dunce

her voice it sounds like a bark.

Well she is a bitch

E1.and a wicked witch.

J1.shesa

Welfare queen sitting on her throne of lies.

Plotting your demise

Master of all fu

a combination of the worst

She's out to get you

Kids are pinatas bitch is bananas

E1.you already did this

J1. I know but this shit is true she is the master of all fu.

E1.except one

J1.which one

E1.the baby trap she failed femme fatale

J1.that whale? She doesn't care

If she has a baby daddy it's a bonus

If not fuck it chalk it up to erroneous

Doesn't matter government benefits is all she needs it flatters.

Find the bitch lurking in the dankest crack dens of a trailer park.

With a grin that would make all 10 dentists agree.

This bitch is crusty absolutely musty.

Now tell me how does a druggy meth addict

Heroine-pricked whore get so fucking fat?

E1.judging by the semen dripping down her chin

The dingy condoms sagging from her mouth

It seems to be baby batter on her platter.

J1.ah fuck things are heading south

E1.her eyes they glowing like a demon.

J1.don't worry this bitch is slower than a turducken

Who is this bitch fuckin?

J1.my man I can't say

E1.wait if you look closer

J1.yes to our dismay I dare say.

Those are corpses of men who crawled into her den

E1.is that a skeleton femur hanging from her steamer.

Uck what is the p.h. on that

J1. Judging by the steam it's a two

That's her own fu

Poor fool.

He probably was a tool.

This is the price you pay if you stay and fuck with a

Welfare queen sitting on her throne of lies.

Plotting your demise

Master of all fu

a combination of the worst

She's out to get you

My dude I can't believe you staring into her abyss

You're fucking brave

Ah shit he is being drawn in he can't be saved.

He will truly be missed.

E1.hey fucker

J1.ah shit a ghost

E1.I'm back why didn't you try to save me you're whack.

Dude I warned you she is a true fucking whore

Has all the fu

All the tools to capture any fool.

E1.well you could have warned me about her hypnosis.

J1.well you saw her fucking necrosis

How the fuck can you be attracted to Ursula

E1.I couldn't help it despite the surstromming

It drew me in just something about that molten magma puss

That I vibe with had me out of breath like asthma

I just wanted to lick her hooves.

J1.my dude stop staring you are scaring me

I warned you she is a master of all fus ancient and new

You just a young fool. So let it fucking be.

Welfare queen sitting on her throne of lies.

Plotting your demise

Master of all fu

a combination of the worst

She's out to get you