Rubbing Me The Wrong Way Lyrics

Yeah, you know it goes a little something like this

When you go in for the first kiss, it's bliss

Then you want a little more before the night turns to dawn

Before you know it, you blow it, then you pass out on the floor

That's okay though, I like my play-doh

I like molding it into genitalia and selling it on the down low

It makes me feel slow, obsessing about the whole world

Don't worry girl, you never were in my world

It's like wanting a girl who can roll a blunt with her pussy

Loose lips sink ships, if that's what you want, you got yourself a joint for free

Occasionally, you'll have to pick the hair out of your teeth, but that's beneath me

I ain't got time for shit that'll prevent me

From being where I wanna be

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Every time I go along my way, yeah

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Every time that I go my own way

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Coming up, yeah you see, I'm here to stay

And yeh, I'm seeing that you're running and running around

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

I believe that ghost are memories etched into time and space

That's what I tell myself every time I see a face

I only like to fly with Delta until I get nominated for my first Oscar

It might happen coming closer to November

But if I keep dealing kilos, then I'll never remember

To echo the calls of my ancestors

I'll scream it in a stadium when the Yankees call my name again

I'm being like Mike, trying to play ball with a cardigan

Like I'm a top alpha male, but there's something I gotta remember

Something about November, can you see that I'm a member of a disorder that affects my memory

And my boredom, and everything that I was storing

I heard it all on an episode of Joe Rogan

That we're talking about aliens and other weird stuff that brings out my inner bogan

I get stoned, then I read fanatic Romans Books and make stories about the Boneman, then

Get stoned again

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Every time I go along my way, yeah

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Every time that I go my own way

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Coming up, yeah you see, I'm here to stay

And yeh, I'm seeing that you're running and running around

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Alright cunts, listen here

Just thought I'd take this time to say how much I fucking love weed

I love how it gets you into a calm state of mind when in need

Like baking into cookies and eating them with greed

A nice fat joint right before bed gets me sleeping with angels

I can't help but think maybe I should try mixing it with bagels

I could feed it to my family, spread it out on the table

Get them all fucked up to the point where they're disabled

You know it's always the wrong time, I'm fine Every time I want to blow my mind, I find

It gets harder and harder every time, I mind I put away all the things that are safe for

My own time

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Every time I go along my way, yeah

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Every time that I go my own way

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Coming up, yeah you see, I'm here to stay

And yeh, I'm seeing that you're running and running around

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Every time I go along my way, yeah

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Every time that I go my own way

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way

Coming up, yeah you see, I'm here to stay

And yeh, I'm seeing that you're running and running around

Yeah, you're rubbing me the wrong way