Cardinal Pell (A Song For Mum) Lyrics

I was molested by Cardinal Pell, he touched me and groped me and gave me a smell

I still got to play with all of the bells, he whispered to me that I'll burn in hell

If I told anyone, I went back in my shell. Can't you tell that I'm over the roof

You notice one thing, that's not even the truth. I managed to dodge and keep my youth

I came close though, cause my mom said no. He wanted me alone so I could play with his bone

Oh damn mom, you should have let me go. I'd take one for the team if it meant we weren't broke

He would've taken me to the kitchen, to get some sort of refreshment

We could of gotten a payment. A million dollars now sounds better than drowning in debt

Mumma, I just wanna let you know that I would have been molested for you

And if I got a big ass payment, I'd give it all to you just to help you through

I'd ignore all the trauma instead, if it meant that before you were dead

I'd be able to give you the life that you said that you wanted

Instead, I'm sitting here placing a bet. Trying to win big so that you can rest

I open the paper to find a horse and there it is. The winner of course, so I circle the name with a pen

I put down a thousand with confidence. The race begins and I start to yell

I forgot to mention the name of the horse, is Cardinal Pell

Coming in second, drop back to fifth. And now in seventh, get back to fourth

He's back up to second, I'm bout to win big, I'm counting my blessings

Mumma, I just wanna let you know that I would have been molested for you

And if I got a big ass payment, I'd give it all to you just to help you through

He's coming in first, but just for a moment hes dropped back to seventh

I think its all over, but there's 500 meters to go

It looks like my horse has given up hope. 200 meters to go

My horse has defs given up hope. 100 meters to go

He's legs in two and now it's a joke. 50 meters to go

I should have picked the horse named My Little Ho

Now it's all in slow motion. I can't believe that I've gone and blown it

There's 8 in the race but he's coming in last. I can't believe he's coming in last

I can finally say that cardinal pal has gone and fucked me in the ass

Mumma, I just wanna let you know that I would have been molested for you

And if I got a big ass payment, I'd give it all to you just to help you through

Mumma, I just wanna let you know that I would have been molested for you

And if I got a big ass payment, I'd give it all to you just to help you through

Mumma, I just wanna let you know that I would have been molested for you

If I got a big ass payment, I'd give it all to you just to help you through