A Very Sopranos Christmas (Radio Edit) Lyrics

A very Sopranos Christmas to you

To you

A very Sopranos Christmas to you

And you

And don't forget that Tony

Hates Big Mouth Billy Bass

Read tomato sauce for your ass

So now it's time for Christmas

At good old Bada Bing

Budgets tight they're low on ice the scotch is diluting

Little Augie Aprile

And characters off screen

Haunting Tony in his dreams

And what about Big Pussy

Who they buried at sea

Is he the ghost of Christmas past

No he's just guest starring

And Chrissy can't play Santa

Because he got no kids

And too thin even if he did

A very Sopranos Christmas to you

To you

A very Sopranos Christmas to you

And you

From Janice to the Russian

Who Tony smacked around

Not the one they never found

So what about Carmella

And that sapphire ring

In the car Tony's gumar

Got jealous of that thing

And Chrissy's staying sober

By hogging all the ice

Tony said something not nice

Gigi constipated

Dying on the can

Ralphie becomes captain

And now thinks he is the man

But when he murdered Tracy

And blamed it on the dog

Tony bitch slapped him real hard

A very Sopranos Christmas to you

To you

A very Sopranos Christmas to you And you

Storylines with Meadow

Have got me really bored

Thank god invented fast forward

That ain't my motto

But they hit the lotto

Cast on The Sopranos

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